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To: george76
Not posted yet...one of my favorite jokes:

Bear Advisory

The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung.

Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.

Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!

35 posted on 07/07/2008 1:10:51 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (John McCain is Lucy, McCainiacs are Charlie Brown, and the football is a secure border.)
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To: Night Hides Not

I like the bear joke that ends, “Admit it, Frank; you’re not coming here for the hunting, are you?”


36 posted on 07/07/2008 3:49:40 PM PDT by Verloona Ti
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