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DTG 062119Z JUL 08
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE 1: POST 1
RE 2: POST 92
RE 3: POST 94
1. RE. 1 & 2, WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT
CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. SELF-INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE PROVIDED BY SUBJECT IN RE. 2.
2. RE. 3, FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH ON TARGET (ZOT).
3. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-TWO “DEEP FAT FRY”.
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AFTER-ACTION REVIEW (AAR) AND AUTHORIZED HOOT-’N-HOLLER UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER ENCOURAGED.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
6. HAVE A SAFE AND BLESSED INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND. WATCH NCOIC SENDS.
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