Those things are about the size of a coffin...how morbidly convenient.
I drive a car about that size, but it is prettier and it gets 37 mpg. It is a 1980, TR7 with 2.0 liter engine and 5 spd transmission. Old car, runs great, looks great and gets good mileage. I don't worry about getting hit in it because no matter what you drive you can kiss your a** goodbye if someone smacks you hard enough and I drive defensively anyway. If I do die, so what, I will sooner or later anyway, or do you actually think you are going to get out of life alive?
I wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing.
Personally, I view mausoleums as equally morbid.
Just saying...