This whole thing is beginning to remind me of Blazing Saddles, except in the movie, Sheriff Bart was a man of integrity.
The chicks' and the intelligentia's libidinous reactions suggest he's all they need, to an even greater degree than WBJC.
BHusseinO is even more Left than the rumored Kurintong Peyronie's factor, but BHO's bend would presumably be more artful.
HF
Easier to find in an entertaining movie, than on a ballot, unfortunately...