This is nothing. Send me $25, and I’ll send you maps that may help you locate an engine that gets 25,000 mpg...suppressed by Dick Cheney and Big Oil!
(Actually, in the 70s I had a neighbor who spent his free time searching farms in the belief that such an engine existed and that it was hidden by Big Oil - proof that the stupid will always be with us).
Maybe I should send the map to Larry P. Vellequette at: lvellequette@theblade.com - I could be a super-engineer as well!
And they are kept in the same “undisclosed location” that Cheney was spirited off to during the 911 attacks.