Indeed not drinking coffee would be my first suspicion, something just ain't right about that.
Wife is of Norwegian descent. Scandinavians always have a coffee brewing no matter what their religion. My grandmother was from Sweden. When grandpa the Bishop went out to the fields, she would sneak out her coffee stash and brew it in a saucepan.
You’re right as my father used to say about me, “That kid jist ain’t thinkin’ right”! (Utah farmer accent applied)