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To: bamahead

I have, and occasionally read from, a copy of the Quran (”Know your enemy”).

But I have a few suggestions for those who do not wish to keep the ones given to them:

1) TP
2) Kindling/firestarer
3) Bird cage
4) Litter Box
5) Paper Airplanes
6) Paper Hats
7) Paper Boats

I’m sure others can think of many other uses which will help protect our environment by preventing the wasting of the paper used in these vile books.


10 posted on 07/02/2008 11:01:55 AM PDT by WayneS (America's Commies Love Their Obami !!!!)
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To: WayneS

My personal choice is #4, litter box. With four cats, the litter can get a bit expensive. :-)


32 posted on 07/02/2008 11:15:20 AM PDT by ushr435
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To: WayneS
1) TP 2) Kindling/firestarer 3) Bird cage 4) Litter Box 5) Paper Airplanes 6) Paper Hats 7) Paper Boats I’m sure others can think of many other uses which will help protect our environment by preventing the wasting of the paper used in these vile books.

Bird Cage Liner, And use for the Puppy paper training on a Koran....

38 posted on 07/02/2008 11:19:10 AM PDT by oswegodeee (Dee) ( Born in the South and raised in a G_D centered home)
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To: WayneS

8) Use it wrap bacon for freezing


49 posted on 07/02/2008 11:26:23 AM PDT by Kellis91789 (I used to be Dilbert. Then I was Wally. I retired before I became the Pointy Haired One.)
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To: WayneS

8) Use it to soak up the bacon juice from breakfast...


58 posted on 07/02/2008 11:36:44 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: WayneS

...a few suggestions for those who do not wish to keep the ones given to them:

8) Ham sandwich wrap.


62 posted on 07/02/2008 11:42:04 AM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: WayneS

You forgot that the pages can be used for doggie toilet training and to pick up doggie doo during those daily walks. Also, the pages would come in handy when cleaning the chain on my bicycles, catching all the grease and oil drippings, helping me to keep my garage floor neat and clean! Hopefully, the pages have perforations for easy dispensing.


67 posted on 07/02/2008 11:49:42 AM PDT by Ranger Warrior
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To: WayneS

Hog farms commonly use recycled paper for bedding.


78 posted on 07/02/2008 1:01:56 PM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent......)
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To: WayneS

But I would just give them to my ritually unclean dogs for chew toys.

[Ibizan Hounds really love to shred paper]....:)


79 posted on 07/02/2008 1:04:14 PM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent......)
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