Posted on 07/02/2008 4:19:31 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Any business that can’t turn a profit should be subsidized until they make a profit. Then they should be taxed out the wahzoo until they no longer make a profit.
Gotta love scrappleface!!
LOL...I’m sure Maxine Waters and Maurice Hinchey will be on TV suggesting that the US nationalize Starbuck’s in order to save the baristas’ jobs. These two economics PHDs can point to how well the government runs Medicare and FEMA as the basis for their expertise.
The morons in Congress are going to be shocked to hell when the massive layoffs start coming their way this fall. Between the airlines, auto industry, tourism industry, and all the supporting business dry up and blow away.
Congress does not have the authority to tell businesses when they can shut down and layoff.
Very nice. As usual Scrappleface is very very close to believable.
What’s happening to Starbucks is really nothing new. I remember when TCBY was all the rage back in the 80s and they simply overexpanded.
In Starbucks case, expensive, vogue coffee was bound to have lost it’s mass market appeal sometime. That’s not to say that Starbucks will go away or doesn’t have it’s place but jeez, they had franchises EVERYWHERE, as some said, even right across the street from each other.
I’m not a coffee user, but word is that McDonalds coffee is better than Starbucks, and much cheaper.
Exactly right. When is it any of Congress’s business to tell a company they can’t lay off workers? This is just one more reason to vote out the socialists in power now. Democrats are Socialists, pure and simple.
Dumkin Donuts it the best.
If the focus were about a planned Congressional RAT Party led-proposal for a taxpayer funded bail out of specific Starbucks owners in districts where Dodd’s Pelosi’s Reids’ Kennedy’s, Murtha’s, Mcdermott’s, Wechler’s, Webb’s, Frank’s, Rockerfeller’s families back home get their free coffee for life, that would be even more believable.
I've read it all now.
I was waiting to see how many would think this was more than a spoof.....didn’t take long
That must be why all the cops go there.
A major economic depression is one thing....but...closing hundreds of Starbucks is unthinkable. The idea of buying coffee for a dollar instead of three dollars is just...well...un-American.
OK, I realize that Scrappleface does post a lot of ‘gotch ya’ articles. However, the way our Congress is operating at this time, it would not surprise me in the least. LOL!! Good one.
Now.we’ll have 2 starbucks on every block instead of 3!
Yes, they are very funny, love to read them.
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