Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday 7/1/08

The EIB Network ^ | July 1, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[mewzilla]

That was AWESOME! I wish the RNC had balls like that.

Sigh. You ain't the only one.

Forget the elephant. The RNC mascot oughta be the CAPON.

Note to Mr. Snerdley: You have a gorgeous voice :)

[NeoCaveman]

Of course Obama isn’t even qualified to run my condo association.

[advertising guy]

Obama can’t spell condo association

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Present - WnL mode.

[Enterprise]

"If those punk assed Republicans had any juice they'd fry you on this."

No juice is good juice.

[FaithintheRight]

Obama is the"chump"...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The RNC mascot oughta be the CAPON.

Speaking of which, I saw an article the other day about English translations of Chinese menus in preparation for the Olympics. They translated "capon" as "chicken without sexual life."

[FaithintheRight]

Mewzilla -— rush talking about Rand Beers piece

[sono]

Agreed!

[mewzilla]

BTW, Limbaugh. Beers goes back to Bubba. And Beers made his comments as some conflab being run by John Podesta. Coinkydink....?

Jean Francois had a lotta Toon retreads on the payroll, too....

[sono]

[wbill]

“I don’t think getting in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to become president.” ...playing Devil's Advocate here - sure, if that had been McCain's only accomplishment to date, they Weaselly Clark was correct. But, contrary to what Obama's attack dogs are trying to say, that's not all McCain has accomplished.

I think that, unlike other former presidential contenders, McCain is not making his military service stand front and center. I could be wrong on this, please feel free to correct me - but what I've heard out of McCain is more policy-driven than "I fought in Vietnam, you know."

And frankly, the more I look at McCain, the more I like. Dunno if he's running to the center as a part of the election, but I'm hearing more and more good things (fiscal responsibilty, no socialized medicine, etc) come out of his mouth.

I don't like some of the bills he's authored in the Senate, though. I'm not sure if I should believe what I see now, or what his record has been.

[Joisey]

Late Jersey Pings!

Too bad Rush cut in on Snerdly and told him what to say. I think that was a mistake, because it makes Snerdly look like Rush's puppet.

[mewzilla]

Speaking of which, I saw an article the other day about English translations of Chinese menus in preparation for the Olympics. They translated "capon" as "chicken without sexual life."

ROTF!!! Reminds me of a line from 1776....

Franklin: Nor would I, were I given the full rights of an Englishman. But to call me one without those rights is like calling an ox a bull. He's thankful for the honor, but he'd much rather have restored what's rightfully his.

[sono]

Clintonista Larry Johnson - an Op Chaos Spec Op?

[FaithintheRight]

Yeah, right - like Bubba is gonna "love" Obama...

[Roccus]

Re. McCain’s “fiscal responsibility.” He has already admitted that the economy is not his strong suit. The fact that he now has Carly Fiorina (former CEO of both Lucent and HP) as his chief economic advisor proves this.

[acsrp38]

Look up Penny Pritzger - Obama was raised — that is how and why he wrote his book -— raised from a pup at Harvard, by Prizger and the Olinsky suck ups.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

Listen:

Obama - A Vote for Hope

Obama - Hope and Change

[mewzilla]

LOL!

Euw.

Meanwhile.....

Webb: McCain Should 'Calm Down' on Using Military Service