Entire Life Sold For L192,000 (Man Sells Life On eBay for $393,000 Alert)

BBC News ^ | 6/28/2008 | BBC News

[goldstategop]

Can you sell your entire life for nearly half a million dollars? One Briton Down Under did just that on eBay. Everything sold to the highest bidder.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[EggsAckley]

“I’d like to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower, it’s one of a huge list of things I want to achieve.”

Um.........this guy needs help.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

He didn't sell his "life" he sold his positions.

Selling your life would be if he let people bid on his organs.

Or if he sold himself into indentured servitude.

[rawhide]

After the auction closed Mr Usher said: "I am relatively pleased but I thought it would go a bit higher, if I'm honest.

A little greedy here if you ask me. I never thought it would go as high as it did. I'm shocked.

[Ben Reyes]

‘Get a life.’

[goldstategop]

Beats dealing with the real estate agent, eh? Be free of all worldly encumbrances!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[kbennkc]

I am willing to sell all my positions that do not involve my Laz-E-Boy chair .

[goldstategop]

That does include your ex wife and friends?

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25416138/&GT1=43001

Here’s another one. “Single mom selling home, heart online.”

[kbennkc]

I do not have title to any humans and my dog (only friend) goes where he wants . All my ex-wives are paid off btw .

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am willing to sell all my positions that do not involve my Laz-E-Boy chair .

A broken in Laz-E-Boy is like a broken in pair of jeans. It may be a little frayed around the edges but it is so comfortable you don't care.

[kbennkc]

Single mom selling home, heart online.

I think that would be a crime in most states , must be a sting .

[goldstategop]

A Laz -E- Boy is like a broken in set of clothes. Some things one never gives up - for any price.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Minutemen]

I hope Mr Usher has a good chastity belt.

Unless, of course, EVERYTHING GOES?

[goldstategop]

Its illegal to sell yourself. Anything else not prohibited by law, you can put that up.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Caramelgal]

On a whim, I went to an auction. It was listed in the paper as a being a house and all its contents; kitchen ware, dishes, furniture, hand tools, power tools, etc. My ex mostly wanted to go to check out the tools.

We figured it was an estate sale but it turned out the house belonged to an elderly gentleman whose wife had recently died. It was his life long dream to live on a boat and presumably a dream his wife didn’t share.

[bannie]

All of the male x's in here have "paid off" wives. How come I never got paid off by any x's. My worth worries me.

[SIDENET]

It would be funny if he found out that they “buyer” was actually a group of guys at a gay bathhouse who saw the listing and pooled their cash.

[kbennkc]

Do you take Paypal ?

[bannie]

LOL!!! Of course!!!!!

...but does this mean that you're leaving me???