It was a slow Tuesday night and the show was closing. Two lesbians came in and were well on with drinks. They slobbered into each others mouths. The comedian did not mind though. They started to heckle. Quoth he.
"You are not lesbians. You are so fat and ugly, no guy would (expletive) you."
One threw her drink on him. He now has a show in Toronto to raise funds for a lawyer.
Poor Canada.
Too much, too soon, comrads.