THE SAVAGE NATION!!!!!! 6-25-08

michaelsavage.wnd.com ^ | 6-25-08 | Dr. Michael Savage

[Das Outsider]

Ah, a fluent Durkese speaker. ;)

[rockabyebaby]

FACTS TO PONDER :

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year are

120,000.

(Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician

is

0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of

Health Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.

is

80,000,000.

(Yes, that’s 80 million..)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups,

is

1,500.

(Calculation) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner

is

.000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.’

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Please alert your friends

to this

alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Out of concern for the public at large,

I withheld the statistics on

lawyers

for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention

[dynachrome]

“Prove your loyalty, Gary”

[Das Outsider]

I thought Skeletor recently announced that our border with Mexico is now secure? /s

Reiterating the earlier Orwell reference: If 'secure' means 'not secure,' then yes.

Incursions by the Mexican military haven't stopped, but perhaps they've gotten out of the chauffeur business.

[dynachrome]

I’m off to the local saloon to watch the Rockies try to play baseball for once, so I leave the thread in the hands of you oldtimers!

SAVAGE!

[rockabyebaby]

WHAT? You’re not taking us????? Sheesh!

[Tarkus2040]

“Prove your loyalty, Gary”

ROFL! Most. Uncomfortable. Scene. Ever.

[Das Outsider]

I’m off to the local saloon to watch the Rockies try to play baseball for once, so I leave the thread in the hands of you oldtimers!

Oh, sure--just let us newbies run rampant on the TSN thread! LOL!

Have a good one, Dyna.

[Tarkus2040]

See ya, DC! GO CUBS!

[rockabyebaby]

Oh, sure--just let us newbies run rampant on the TSN thread!

have no fear, Tark and I are here to make sure no one gets outta control!

[Tarkus2040]

You’re saying you don’t trust the Bush Administration in regards to national security?! Just when I thought I could FINALLY sleep at night! ;-D

[dynachrome]

KC Royals tonite.

(I wondered how a puppet movie could get a “X” rating. I found out!)

[dynachrome]

Help. I are a FR addict!

See ya.

[Tarkus2040]

have no fear, Tark and I are here to make sure no one gets outta control!

Damn! Just when I was ready to walk out the SN thread door. ;-D

[StoneWall Brigade]

Great soccer game today in the Eurocup between Germany & Turkey

[rockabyebaby]

Help. I are a FR addict!

All your addicts are belong to us!

[Tarkus2040]

Isn’t it actually HALP? Then again, I’m not very well versed in the LOLCAT vernacular.

[rockabyebaby]

Damn! Just when I was ready to walk out the SN thread door. ;-D

Sorry, but, you're not allowed to walk out! : )

[Tarkus2040]

The only time I can stomach soccer is when rooting on the US in the Olympics or the World Cup (or whatever it’s called).

[Das Outsider]

You’re saying you don’t trust the Bush Administration in regards to national security?! Just when I thought I could FINALLY sleep at night! ;-D

Que?