Whatever you say Gomer. Just a shame havin to share the road with them there stretchy pant know-it-alls, when everybody knows the road is only there for you and your pickup truck.
I wasn’t in my pick-up (how did you know I had a pick-up?)
I was trying to walk across the street at a crosswalk ONCE and was walking on the sidewalk ONCE.
If I was in my pick up the odds would have been in my favor. I always wanted a fancy hood ornament.