[tubebender]

I told him my truck wasn't sittin here while the building burnt down.

ROFLMAO.. People are dying and Pete is worried about his back haul...

[WSGilcrest]

hey tube! you here?

[B4Ranch]

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: ‘Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.’ (Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the pigs have crapped in it.’)

The kneeling man shouts back: ‘I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can’t speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.’

The Amish farmer says: ‘Use two hands, you’ll get more!’