[JRandomFreeper]

I did take a pledge not to be my dad.

I do stop for restroom breaks, and only drive 6 hours a day.

And I'm deaf, sorta, so you can say what you want, or play loud music.

/johnny

[kimmie7]

That’s alright. There are ways of making one take a potty break.

That little piece of chocolate the driver takes from his wife and eats absentmindedly? Well, it wasn’t chocolate, and we’ll be stopping soon. Rest assured.

[Eagles6]

"I did take a pledge not to be my dad."

Me too. I vowed never to shoot guns in the car with all of the windows rolled up.

"I do stop for restroom breaks, and only drive 6 hours a day."

I drive till we get there and everyone pees in the plastic bowl like the old days.

"And I'm deaf, sorta, so you can say what you want, or play loud music."

Now that ya' mention it, I wonder if we ever listened to the radio in the car, not that it would have mattered, after the first thing..