Only if you went on the “Roadtrip from Hell” that involved Loretta Lynn’s hometown of Butcher Hollow (pronounced holler), a restaurant in which the waitress begged us to take her somewhere - anywhere but there, and a wooden bridge that was really just termites holding hands.
Of course, meeting the tow truck driver that didn’t know how to tell us to get to VanLear was a real treat. (Hint: He was standing in the MIDDLE of VanLear.)
Was that you who tried to calm us down by singing “Kum-By-Yah” and finally resorted to slipping Benadryl in our colas?
‘Cause it if was you we got a score to settle, we do.
/johnny
Tourist: Excuse me, but what's the best way to get to VanLear from here?
Local: Are you drivin', or walkin'?
Tourist: I'm driving.
Local: Yeah, that's the best way.