*snicker* LOL!....what do republicans, have to do about with it.
Posted on 06/24/2008 12:04:58 PM PDT by pkajj
Not much gossip this week, but I do have a great true story to tell:
Two weeks ago I was driving to Houston and took a short cut on TX 1985 a two lane highway that cuts through south Chambers County and takes you to I-10.
I was driving about 65 MPH when I saw a bunch of cows coming down the highway. Like 200 head of cattle with 5 cowboys on horses herding them. They took up the entire highway so I just stopped and put my car in park and waited for the cows and cowboys to reach me. They did and the cows just went around my car and this went on for about 10 minutes. Cows and Cows walking down the highway with cowboys keeping them moving.
I saw the last of the herd coming with the cowboys and I was happy as I would soon be on my way. But, just then I saw one cow jump on the back of another cow and try to be romantic (to put it nicely) and both cows were still walking along side of my auto. Then, the cow on top fell off the other cow and landed on my left front fender. I was surprised to say the least.
I waited for the cows to get by me and then I got out and looked at the damage. Yes the cow dented my fender. As I was contemplating what to do next the lead cowboy, the owner of the cows came over on his horse and swore a little and then told me not to worry he had insurance. Yes, his policy covers just this type of accident.
Two hours later I got the call from the Texas Farm Bureau and the paperwork started to get my car repaired.
I ask the owner of the cows if the cow (the one on top) was a bull and he said, ” No they are all cows that one must have been a lesbian”.
That is a true story, only in Texas.
Carolyn
I’m from Wichita County....seen it myself throughout the years.........typically, if a bull was present, he would have about three barb wire fences around his neck
We occasionally meet a FEW cows on rural roads in GA, but not a whole cattle drive! Usually it's a few of somebody's cattle that have had an EScape, as Arlo Guthrie used to say . . . .
Did she light up after she fell off?? This is not uncommon about cows when one comes into heat. Everybody wants to get into the act.
Wow.
You are the only person I have ever heard of whose vehicle was damaged by the actions of a lesbian cow.
Here in Colorado they have short haircuts and tend to be very ugly and unhappy, especially when Republicans win elections.
Lol
Up here in Washington, when we see a cow doing that, we say,”She’s bullin’”.
My brother-in-law was cruising about 45 MPH down a two lane road in Camp Verde, AZ with a possenger on the back of his motorcycle when a herd of cows appeared in the middle of the road as they topped a hill. They t-boned a cow. The motorcycle decelerated from 45 to 0 upon the flank of the beast. My BIL became airborne and landed in a ditch. His passenger became airborne and landed on top of my BIL. The cow commented, “Moooo!” and went about her business. The bike was totalled.
Down here in Washington DC when we see a cow doing that, we say "She's serving the taxpayers..."
Makes more sense when it’s a bull...
Was the top cow’s name Hillary!!!! ?
Great. Now glaad will claim that 30% of cows are homos.
Did you think it was something you alone thought up ?
Ping.
This reminds me, what ever happened to that Texas city slicker who authorized the killing of all those buffalo in Colorado?
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