If only Barack's first name was "Damien." (sorry, not trying to derail the thread, just felt like it maybe needed a little levity). I actually like the speculation of him being adopted by his mother, thus the possible chicanery 47 years later with his "birth certificate." If that angle ever gets legs, we need to send out some enterprising FReepers to get a cig butt that Obama has discarded (or a crack pipe he threw away) and send someone to find his grandma, and maybe steal some hair from her, then have a DNA test done to prove that his mother was his real mom. I bet they find jackal DNA in him.