[Phlap]

Dam environmentalists.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

A very reasonable idea, and one used for mosquitoes, is to breed and release a cloud of dragonflies.

Dragonflies are voracious predators of other insects and will clear an area very quickly. They also make a very quiet clicking sound that other insects are terrified of.

In Canada, they tried this in a park infested with mosquitoes, just before a major outdoor concert. In just a few days, the mosquitoes were completely gone.

The only thing to figure out is how many dragonflies per acre you need.

[dragnet2]

duct-taping pant legs and wearing screened hoods to keep the deceptively small bugs from delivering bloody bites or crawling into seemingly every body crevice.

Note to self...Maine off vacation list.

[Madame Dufarge]

For the love of God.

They come, stay a few weeks, and then they go.

Quick, everyone run around waving their hands and screaming.

I swear, we need a good typhoid outbreak to dynamite people into some perspective.