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To: traumer

I thought the main problem with beach sex was keeping the sand off the moving parts


15 posted on 06/22/2008 5:00:36 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (If it is going to take 10 years, shouldn't we get started? Drill here, drill now, pay less.)
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To: NonValueAdded
I thought the main problem with beach sex was keeping the sand off the moving parts

When I was younger (many moons ago) we used to kid around about the reason girls should not have sex on the beach and that was because they might get "sand in their Schlitz."

I know, pretty lame 40 years later. Moreoveer, I wouldn't be surprised if some here are too young to have ever heard of Schlitz beer.

27 posted on 06/22/2008 5:35:47 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet ((One of ONLY 37 Conservatives in the People's Republic of Vermont. Socialists and Progressives All))
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To: NonValueAdded

I always making love on a secluded beach was overrated. Sand gets into everything...


38 posted on 06/22/2008 5:47:43 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: NonValueAdded
I thought the main problem with beach sex was keeping the sand off the moving parts

Considering some of the sado-masochistic stuff they are said to like, this might be an attaraction?

47 posted on 06/22/2008 5:58:56 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: NonValueAdded
I thought the main problem with beach sex was keeping the sand off the moving parts

I think for these preverts that's an enhancement...
69 posted on 06/22/2008 8:45:19 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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