Professor: Gore Needs to 'Slim Down' for Environment

businessandmedia.org ^ | June 18, 2008 | Jeff Poor

[Saint X]

I wonder if Gore flatulence figured into the professor's equation.

[sinanju]

The professor just doesn’t understand. Obesity among the liberal poohbahs is a badge of rank, Like the Goracle, like Michael Moore, like Meathead...

It’s saying they’re so exalted they’re visibly allowed to flout the standards they would impose on others.

[dforest]

Fat AL-bert’s extreme rotundness is causing the oceans to rise and drown the polar bears.

Gee, a professor gets one right.

[avacado]

"Professor: Gore Needs to 'Slim Down' for Environment"

Stupid professor! Al Gore uses Calorie Credits.

[dforest]

uh.....where can I get some of those calorie credits? LOL

[Carlucci]

Algore has an uncanny ability to store energy.

[Holicheese]

“I am concerned about environmentalists who are advising other people to cut out the lights, drive less and buy smaller cars” while flying private jets and have electric bills 10 times the average ameroicans. Why worry about the huge fat gut, how about Fat Albert’s electric bills!

[Holicheese]

Hey Hey Hey, he is fatter than me!!

[weegee]

All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others.

And the Obamessiah has spoken. We may no longer eat what we'd like. There are no shortages but it is morally WRONG to do so while the rest of the world watches.

[Flycatcher]

You don't understand: Al Gore is ...phat!

[pogo101]

I try not to make fun of folks' appearance just because I happen to disagree with their views: Michael Moore, Al Gore, etc. But I will say this. Unlike Michael Moore, who's long had a serious weight problem, Gore was trim and fit in 2000. Remember him at the "sigh" debate? He looked GREAT:

After what surely was a crushing loss, Gore understandably gained some weight. But then he kept on gaining, and gaining, and gaining. Dude? You're rich; you can set your own schedule (to allow workouts whenever you wish); you can eat any special dietary foods you like; etc. To gain that much weight, that quickly, and then keep it on -- under THOSE elite circumstances -- is troubling:

... and THAT was 3 years ago!

[Mediocrates]

uh.....where can I get some of those calorie credits?

It's simple. You promote policies that drive up food costs and cause starvation and malnutrition in undeveloped countries.

They get skinny, have less impact on the environment, leaving you free to indulge your gluttony.

I wish I could say I was being sarcastic.

[Revolting cat!]

Man, talking about Godzirra’s carbon footprint!

[CWWren]

... pointed the finger directly at former Vice President Al Gore...

But, if ex-VP Gore had a successful BM he could fertilize the entire tomato crop of Mexico.

[dforest]

I wish I could say I was being sarcastic.

LOL, this may be just down the pike.

[LasVegasMac]

the bottom pic......

He looks like a fat Data on Star Trek.....

[Smokin' Joe]

Nonononononono! Let it be.

If Fat Albert exercises, he will breathe harder and produce more CO2.

Save a penguin or something, willya?

[beaversmom]

Good question. And Al Gore has it coming out both ends.

[WorkingClassFilth]

My guess would be that Algore is taking his carbon in the form of alcohol.

[Palladin]

Global fattening is a serious problem! You should not make light of it!!