It’s no wonder you’ve never acheived anything more than crewmember status at Burger King, though it seems you were over your head there. So they told you you were “laid off” did they? You do realize that your co-workers went to Julie, the manager, and complained about your spittle-laden diatribes about “Chimpy McBushitler”, “9/11” and “Halliburton” so that he had to let you go, don’t you?
Y'know, in light of all this don't you think he would make an excellent congressman (D) (Note that's with a D)