[af_vet_rr]

He wants to go to college so bad, strip all of his benefits, give him a DD, and know that his future is screwed. Watch him try and get a decent job with a DD. Watch him try and get through college without his G.I. Bill (like many his age, he probably pissed away his monthly pay and doesn't have much in savings to help with college).

Guarantee he'll be flipping burgers the rest of his life (who am I kidding, he'll be on welfare).

[af_vet_rr]

Throw in some prison time as well. Give him a background that no decent employer would want to touch.