"To me Ascot is a dirt track in Gardena, CA."
Noticed the "bruin" thing, eh?
Ascot was a 1/2 mile dirt track where I grew up on Demolition Derby and Fireball Roberts in the 50s.
Gowns tend to cover up grads pretty well at graduation. It is the commencement speakers who have kept me away from the campus for 39 years.
Now, dressage, there is a royal class act.
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