"Every conversation would somehow end up being a conversation about sex. I asked for a big ruler and she responded: "Ooh, you like them big do you?" in obvious reference to a man's penis size.
"Another double entendre related to an upcoming talk by a minister. Mair referred to this talk not as "Receive My Peace" but as "Receive My Piece."
"Mair delighted in telling me about the local landmark called Lord Hereford's Knob and about a village called Three Cocks and how funny this was," he told the tribunal.
"Everything imaginable that I would say would be repeated back to me as a double entendre.
"I was and still am shocked to have been referred to as a poof."
Lighten up, Francis.
He’s already floating in his loafers
Woman has a wicked sense of humor, it sounds like!
The beginning of honesty is to call a thing by its rightful name. Sorry poof.
LOL! That sounds something like my friends would say... I have one friend who turns half the stuff she hears into sexual innuendo, then another friend where pretty much everything she says just ‘comes out wrong’ and sounds like innuendo. Put the two of them together, and the result is hilarious.
However, I also have to admit, that since clergy are supposed to be celibate, maybe the gay guy becoming clergy wasn’t entirely bad in that he wouldn’t be having sex and spreading diseases that are more common among gay men? So I’m sort of split, cause on one hand he’s looking to do something that would require him to behave himself, and on the other hand he should lighten up a bit.