When they make you drive on the wrong side of the road and introduce silly drinks like gin and tonic you will know you have been properly invaded and colonized .
“You are young enough to live to an Indian prime minister in England,” he said.”
First order of business for the British-Indian PM: Make the Queen (or King) hand over Queen Vicky’s Koh-i-Noor diamond.
Indians are flexible, they just bought the Jaguar and Land Rover car companies
As far as drinks, lassi and nimbu pani may well be popular in England. Though I doubt bhang is freely available.
A proper gin & tonic is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.