Posted on 06/09/2008 5:37:54 PM PDT by Libloather
Coldest first week of June in Seattle since...
since..
since.....
1894.
Seriously.
Anyone who can read a thermometer, knows we are in at least year 5 of Global Cooling. We should be discussing lowering taxes on business.
That’s just unfair. :)
GA has been 10+ degrees hotter than normal for weeks.
It will be hot as hades again in no time.
I’m enjoying it with windows open for the moment
Why just yesterday I was sailing in the Gulf of Mexico, and floating in the oil slick, amid the emaciated bodies of the arctic penguins, were the rotting carcases of polar bears whose ice floes had melted somewhere off the Keys. But wait, as the renowned conservationist Billy Mays says, there's more! A fellow caught a snook in Tampa Bay and it had part of its dorsal fin? Missing! That's right. Missing! Could it be the new nuclear plant?
I am forwarding this shocking Global Warming Update report to Senator Lieberman, and when "Magic" Obama assumes the crown to which he has so clearly been anointed by Christ, Buddha, and Muhammed (MPBUH), I will personally speak to each one of you in the Gulag or Political Re-Education Camps to which you all will undoubtedly be sent. And rightly so.
I cannot wait to return to Maine, where at least the Baldacci Administration is sensitive to these environmental issues, and will, through superior Politically Correct Planning skills honed by years of Marxist studies, will make sense of this Bush-caused trend toward a hotter planet by bringing in more Somali tribesmen. They're used to the heat, you know, and will make splendid state employees.
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