Posted on 06/08/2008 6:12:15 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy
Beware of the Brown Note.
That's the word among some political activists as the Democratic National Convention nears.
As legend has it, the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control. Some protesters are convinced that Denver police will amplify such low frequencies to subdue them in August.
"They'll bring out all the technologies they can get their hands on," says activist Ben Yager. "I wouldn't put anything past police in terms of crowd control."
Sounds paranoid?
Maybe. But Mayor John Hickenlooper's administration is only fueling conspiracy theories by refusing to disclose what equipment it's buying with $18 million in federal money. Even after being sued last week, the city insists on keeping its list a secret.
(Excerpt) Read more at denverpost.com ...
Keep it clean.
lefties might hafta pack a roll of toilet paper in their backpacks.
If the rayguns do exist,at least it will give those monkeys something to throw in Denver.
With each passing day, I realize that South Park has addressed everything.
Seriously. That would be the perfect weapon against people so full of shit!
“Barack, what is the frequency?”
Hell, a box full of hackey-sacks could have distracted most of those hippies for days without even having to round them up. Or, they could just bring in some of the ‘medical marijuana’ to treat the Bush Derangement Syndrome, and again, no need to even have crowd control.
Just thinking outside the looney box there.
Ah yes, the infamous “Brown Noise”.
I actually hope there is such a device, then those blasted hippies will have an excuse for smelling that way.
“Even after being sued last week, the city insists on keeping its list a secret.”
This issue came up in Niven/Pournelle’s Oath Of Fealty. The bad guys insisted on knowing what exact security measures were in place, so their second attempt at blowing everything up would succeed. The target city revealed some things but kept others secret.
In this case, a few FReepers in the protesting crowd can run effective psyops, by for instance suddenly calling out, “The Brain Ray! The Brain Ray!” Then slumping into your FRiends. I suspect wild rumour would be helpful too in spreading Chaos.
“the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control.”
Millions of Americans suffering from constipation will be greatly relieved to hear this news.
It would be nice to use this weapon inside the convention, maybe later in the debates too.
wouldn’t matter...the lefty’s are so full of sheeet it’s gonna be one stinky mess!
You just cant make this crap up~!
Please let it be true....LOL
Yes, but the manufacturers of Metamucil and Ex-lax will sue for undercutting their business!
They threw it in Chicago. Besides, for many of them, it is an aphrodisiac.
If those lefties could only find someone willing to plug up the outlet...
Hey! Only one square permitted y’know!
If they use this inside the convention, the Rodents will have to go home for lack of talking points.
The microwave device that makes it feel like you are on fire, by directly stimulating the nerves under the skin, but actually causes no damage at all.
The ultra slick substance that puts everyone down, and impedes vehicle movement as well, even all wheel drive just sits and spins.
But if there is no riot, there will be no chance for a field demonstration. Their choice.
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