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What we don't know won't hurt? (Denver moonbats fear bowel-loosening raygun!)
Denver Post ^ | 6-07-08 | Susan Greene

Posted on 06/08/2008 6:12:15 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy

Beware of the Brown Note.

That's the word among some political activists as the Democratic National Convention nears.

As legend has it, the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control. Some protesters are convinced that Denver police will amplify such low frequencies to subdue them in August.

"They'll bring out all the technologies they can get their hands on," says activist Ben Yager. "I wouldn't put anything past police in terms of crowd control."

Sounds paranoid?

Maybe. But Mayor John Hickenlooper's administration is only fueling conspiracy theories by refusing to disclose what equipment it's buying with $18 million in federal money. Even after being sued last week, the city insists on keeping its list a secret.

(Excerpt) Read more at denverpost.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Colorado
KEYWORDS: brownnote; codebrown; conspiracy; crapcannon; goodidea; hippies; portapotty; riotcontrol; southpark
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Maybe some of that 18 million is going for porta-potties. Little Green Footballs has some hilarious comments on this.

Keep it clean.

1 posted on 06/08/2008 6:12:16 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy
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To: atomic conspiracy

lefties might hafta pack a roll of toilet paper in their backpacks.


2 posted on 06/08/2008 6:13:54 PM PDT by ken21 ( people die + you never hear from them again.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

If the rayguns do exist,at least it will give those monkeys something to throw in Denver.


3 posted on 06/08/2008 6:15:26 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: atomic conspiracy

With each passing day, I realize that South Park has addressed everything.


4 posted on 06/08/2008 6:16:18 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: atomic conspiracy
(Denver moonbats fear bowel-loosening raygun!)

Seriously. That would be the perfect weapon against people so full of shit!

5 posted on 06/08/2008 6:16:29 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (Simple-minded conservative...)
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To: atomic conspiracy

“Barack, what is the frequency?”


6 posted on 06/08/2008 6:16:46 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Hell, a box full of hackey-sacks could have distracted most of those hippies for days without even having to round them up. Or, they could just bring in some of the ‘medical marijuana’ to treat the Bush Derangement Syndrome, and again, no need to even have crowd control.

Just thinking outside the looney box there.


7 posted on 06/08/2008 6:17:29 PM PDT by bpjam (Drill For Oil or Lose Your Job!! Vote Nov 2008)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Ah yes, the infamous “Brown Noise”.

I actually hope there is such a device, then those blasted hippies will have an excuse for smelling that way.


8 posted on 06/08/2008 6:18:25 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg ("Shut the hell up, New York Times, you sanctimonious whining jerks!" - Craig Ferguson)
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To: atomic conspiracy

“Even after being sued last week, the city insists on keeping its list a secret.”

This issue came up in Niven/Pournelle’s Oath Of Fealty. The bad guys insisted on knowing what exact security measures were in place, so their second attempt at blowing everything up would succeed. The target city revealed some things but kept others secret.

In this case, a few FReepers in the protesting crowd can run effective psyops, by for instance suddenly calling out, “The Brain Ray! The Brain Ray!” Then slumping into your FRiends. I suspect wild rumour would be helpful too in spreading Chaos.


9 posted on 06/08/2008 6:18:53 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: atomic conspiracy

“the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control.”

Millions of Americans suffering from constipation will be greatly relieved to hear this news.


10 posted on 06/08/2008 6:19:13 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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It would be nice to use this weapon inside the convention, maybe later in the debates too.


11 posted on 06/08/2008 6:20:36 PM PDT by umgud
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To: ken21

wouldn’t matter...the lefty’s are so full of sheeet it’s gonna be one stinky mess!


12 posted on 06/08/2008 6:20:50 PM PDT by God luvs America (When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
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To: atomic conspiracy

You just cant make this crap up~!


13 posted on 06/08/2008 6:21:40 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Please let it be true....LOL


14 posted on 06/08/2008 6:22:22 PM PDT by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
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To: Rebelbase

Yes, but the manufacturers of Metamucil and Ex-lax will sue for undercutting their business!


15 posted on 06/08/2008 6:22:34 PM PDT by GWMcClintock (The last thing the US needs is B.O.!)
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To: Farmer Dean

They threw it in Chicago. Besides, for many of them, it is an aphrodisiac.


16 posted on 06/08/2008 6:23:41 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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To: atomic conspiracy
(Denver moonbats fear bowel-loosening raygun!)

If those lefties could only find someone willing to plug up the outlet...

17 posted on 06/08/2008 6:24:26 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (Simple-minded conservative...)
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To: ken21

Hey! Only one square permitted y’know!


18 posted on 06/08/2008 6:24:27 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: umgud

If they use this inside the convention, the Rodents will have to go home for lack of talking points.


19 posted on 06/08/2008 6:24:53 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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To: atomic conspiracy
There may or may not be a Bowel Note machine, but since 1968, there most certainly are some interesting new riot control technologies. My favorites are:

The microwave device that makes it feel like you are on fire, by directly stimulating the nerves under the skin, but actually causes no damage at all.

The ultra slick substance that puts everyone down, and impedes vehicle movement as well, even all wheel drive just sits and spins.

But if there is no riot, there will be no chance for a field demonstration. Their choice.

20 posted on 06/08/2008 6:25:25 PM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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