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To: Comedylover

It didn’t feel like springtime yet and the cold and rain outside added to the gloom inside. There was despair and doom so thick it sucked the air out of the room. Those inside the room were only the insiders. The brains of the Hillary for President campaign. They discussed their options and deliberated the only two paths to the presidency.

1. Win the Democrat nomination
2. Take the VP slot.

They determined that even if Hillary wins the nomination, she is doomed in November because she has lost the black vote and her negatives are the highest of any major candidate in history. She would not only lose in the general election but her negatives would create a firestorm that would drag down the moderate RATs in their congressional districts. Her mere presence would motivate the right in great numbers.

But thanks to OPERATION CHAOS, there is another alternative. Although the RAT nomination was decided on Big Tuesday, Hillary’s win in Texas and Penn enabled her to stay in the race and stay highly relevant. Without those wins, she would have just faded away. But with Obama at the head of the ticket, the black vote is assured, far-left America-hating liberals are appeased, and the historical angle will motivate many left-leaning moderates. Add Hillary to the ticket and the women vote will be secured. With the unwavering support of a 90% RAT media, it’s a winning ticket. So what if she has to ride the coattails of a successful male…she’s done it before.

On January 20, 2009, Hillary will be sworn in as the vice president, and only a heart beat away from the oval office.

Then on that fateful day in June 2009, President Obama will stroll into Ft. Marcy Park, seeking solace and silence as he contemplates how he could have been so wrong about the terrorist who just bombed another US Embassy. At some point his grief takes over and he decides that he can no longer lead this country. Although he is left-handed, he takes a handgun in his right hand and with extreme accuracy, fires two rounds into the back of his head, without leaving any traces of blood or body matter.

The next morning, Hillary stands before Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr to be sworn in, with a gleaming Bill Clinton standing by her side. Her swear in is followed by her first speech as President Hillary. “As your President I just wanna say, Rush, be careful what you ask for…”


32 posted on 06/04/2008 7:34:16 AM PDT by UglyinLA
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To: UglyinLA
Then on that fateful day in June 2009, President Obama will stroll into Ft. Marcy Park, seeking solace and silence as he contemplates how he could have been so wrong about the terrorist who just bombed another US Embassy. At some point his grief takes over and he decides that he can no longer lead this country. Although he is left-handed, he takes a handgun in his right hand and with extreme accuracy, fires two rounds into the back of his head, without leaving any traces of blood or body matter. The next morning, Hillary stands before Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr to be sworn in, with a gleaming Bill Clinton standing by her side. Her swear in is followed by her first speech as President Hillary. “As your President I just wanna say, Rush, be careful what you ask for…” You nailed it. Rush has done a huge amount of damage to this country with that stupid ratings game. I'll never forgive him if Hitlery is anywhere near the Presidency. If Obama is stupid enough to name her as VP (and I am afraid he is, because he simply isn't that smart) He will be "Fostered" in a heartbeat.
37 posted on 06/04/2008 7:36:54 AM PDT by freedomwarrior998
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