[samtheman]

Strip search all the passengers and check ‘em for nuts.

[bdfromlv]

only go on democrat and rino flights (no nuts now or ever)

[goodnesswins]

ROFL...thanks for the laugh....I needed it....ROFLLLL

[True Republican Patriot]

All obvious females can bypass that search station, questionable ones will have to submit to that search to prevent any inadvertent smuggling on board. Any passenger found on board with two or more will be evicted from the plane, even at altitude, to prevent any potential nut reactions.

[nyyankeefan]

Strip search all the passengers and check ‘em for nuts.

if the tsa agent checks for my nuts...she better be good lookin!!!!

[windcliff]

LOL

[BfloGuy]

Strip search all the passengers and check ‘em for nuts.

I hear tell that those newfangled security scanners can reveal any nuts that are concealed under the clothing. But, then, I may be getting the technology all balled up.

[MortMan]

Strip search all the passengers and check ‘em for nuts.

They could sve time and skip most R legislators - their jewels and spines are known MIA.