[Signalman]

Big deal. Since I moved to Louisiana, my skin got darker, my hair started falling out and I grew a belly.

That's interesting. It is a fact that the States with the highest rates of obesity are in the South. I think the reason is that they eat significantly more carbs in the South, like cornbread and grits. Although I could be wrong about this.

[MetaThought]

Low-carb’s the way to go!