“Gotta love, too, that he implies that he only said these horrible things because he thought “no one was looking.”
As I often told my son, God never sleeps, nor is he mocked. Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want Him to hear or see, ‘cause no matter what you may think, Omnipresent, omniscient means exactly that, and payback is a bitch.
We used to remind the kids that Satan is the one who tells you nobody will ever find out.