To use this Free Wi-Fi your laptop would need a 6 foot whip antenna attached to it.
And you’d have to preface any replies with “Breaker Breaker one nine.”
Keep the shiney side up and the greasy side down...
Attention! Attention!
We interrupt this WiFi broadcast to test the National Emergency Network as specified by USC 12 42 part B and C.
Your THERE! Watching Porn, please report to your nearest
WiFi Monitor at once .
Etc, etc, etc.