[Right Wing Assault]

'He told us we were trying to convert Muslims to Christianity and that that was a hate crime.

He's doing it wrong. Don't ASK them if they want to convert. Just tell them if they ARE going to convert. And, if they don't, you are going to kill them, their family, and their friends. THAT'S the proper muzzl'em way!

I don't call them "muzzl'ems" without cause. They want to muzzle everyone who disagrees with them. Kind of like demorats.

[Right Wing Assault]

Oops. That should be:

Just tell them they ARE going to convert.