Polar Bears Endangered--By Greenie Bureaucrats

Townhall ^ | 5/30/08 | Humberto Fontova

[slickeroo]

it' not about Polar Bears anyway, It's an underhanded way to prohibit Artic Drilling.

[snarkytart]

Honestly, I don't care if there is a ban on Polar Bears.
I'm not environmentalist, but I am a conservationist. There needs to be a happy middle ground.

[snarkytart]

Meant “ban on HUNTING polar bears.”

[MrEdd]

There need to be more rugs.

[girlangler]

Humberto ping!!!!

slickaroo, I’m a longtime Humberto fan, so thanks for posting this.

[TLI]

There need to be more rugs.

Federal bureaucrat season. I wonder how much one of THOSE tags could fetch?

[MrEdd]

Federal bureaucrat season

Isn't that between lawyer season, and illegal alien season?

[JessieHelmsJr]

bookmarked for later when I club a liberal with this.

[jazusamo]

Great piece by Humberto, thanks for the ping.

My own weatherman's computer model's rarely get it right for the next four days. Kempthorne's nails it for the next fifty years!

He's right on, we must have the same weatherman. Evidently Klempthorne's weatherman got a liberal arts degree at Evergreen State college in Washington state or some other liberal Marxist college where the moonbat leftist wackos congregate.

[RightWhale]

What does the Interior decision have to do with Canada?

[RightWhale]

What does the Interior decision have to do with Canada?

[Young Werther]

Did you know that Polar Bar skins are BLACK! Their fur is like fiber optic conductors. The light entering the end of the fur strand is conducted to the skin surface where the black skin absords the solar radiation.

Remeber the "black body" in Physics Class! It works in the wild!

[Figment]

“What does the Interior decision have to do with Canada?”

It’s all about the peak polar bear theory

[Free State Four]

It’s all about the peak polar bear theory

Bwhahahahahhah!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“’It’s Inuit food,’ says Canadian Inuit Jayko Alooloo in an interview with Canada’s CTV, ‘like cows for you southern people.’”

I’ve had bear; it has the texture of beef, but more of a liver flavor to it. At least Wisconsin Brown Bear does.

This whole Polar Bear thing is beyond the pale.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
A: “Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!”

Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A: “Sandwiches!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.

Q: What did the Polar Bear say when it saw a seal on a skateboard?
A: “Meals on Wheels!”

An Arctic explorer came face to face with a polar bear. Afraid of being eaten, he fell to his knees and started praying. When the polar bear knelt down beside him and started praying too, the man shouted, “It’s a miracle!” The polar bear opened one eye and said “Don’t talk while I’m saying grace.”

[SJackson]

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[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[dighton]

... but more of a liver flavor ...

Then they’re safe from me.

[snarkytart]

“’It’s Inuit food,’ says Canadian Inuit Jayko Alooloo in an interview with Canada’s CTV, ‘like cows for you southern people.’”

yea except we raise cattle to eat, there is like a billion in this country, you know, eventually you will run out of a supply of a wild animal if the population keeps growing and environmental issues are causing it to die off.