[PROCON]

Shit-tax. Are suppliers, i.e. defecators compensated. And how, by weight, content, volume, each transaction. Are vegetarian crappers more green?

ROFLOL!!

Good point! We could introduce a Carbon Reduction Allotment Points program where ten points gets you a free roll of toilet paper or other rewards.

Brilliant!

[IronJack]

Are constipated drivers penalized? If you drink cheap beer, do you get a subsidy? And if you are only flatulent, do you get reduced carbon credits?

This doesn't pass the smell test.