[hinckley buzzard]

"He said the French shunned the square dancing that is popular among country and western fans in the United States because it involved physical contact. “They don't want to take anyone by the hand or anything like that,”

I guess keeping a distance from each other is a result of lack of contact with soap and water

Explains a lot about the low birth rate.

[sam_paine]

Line dancing was created as a way for ugly people to gather together and ignore each other.

It has absolutely nothing to do with CW/swing dancing, nothing whatsoever to do with Texas, and is most certainly the antithesis of genial southern boy/girl goodtimes.

Bob Wills woulda thought someone had replaced the patrons with robots from a horror movie.