We spent billions shooting hundreds of satellites into space and we just let any shithook on earth use it all they want for totally free.
They wouldn't treat an American to an apple if he was starving, but they'll sit there all day and use our freaking satellites.
Frenchies. Bah. And the Dutch. What did they ever do? Invent mayonnaise? Maybe that was them. And don't get me started on those satellite freeloaders from Sri Lanka or Burma or whatever the hell they're calling it these days. They wouldn't even know where they were without our satellites telling them that they're right there where we left them.
This place needs provisions for much longer taglines, cause that's a beaut!