I’d check any cargo getting shipped out to Iraq, destined for Baghdad’s “Green Zone”. Also be on the lookout for missing football gear.
I wish my whole yard was artificial turf. I would never have to mow my lawn again. All that time lost mowing it, fertilizing it, thatching it, seeding it, watering it, etc would be a thing of the past. All the gasoline I would buy would just go into my SUV instead of the lawn tractor... This would certainly be my idea of “going green”...