[KayEyeDoubleDee]

Half my students can't read a sentence

Not a troll - but if they can't read, then why do you call them "students"?

You might as well say, "Half of the warm bodies I babysit each day can't read a sentence".

[the lastbestlady]

I bet a lot of us (teachers) wish we got paid as well as babysitters! I know I wish I did!