Hey, Army...Navy...it was one of those military thingies. No doubt Obama will get someone to teach him the difference before he becomes Commander-in-Chief.
He meant that his great Uncle went to the Army Navy game and met a Jewish man there for the first time named Art Buchwald or was it Art Levi? No that was another time in New Orleans.
Then he spent some time in the Attic reading marvel comic books that hadn’t been published yet, but they were Captain America so it was OK.
Hopefully he won't send the Coast Guard to engage in a major battle overseas...
Hopefully he won't send the Salvation Army to invade Iran...