"As we landed at the local airport today, I had to run from the plane ducking Bosnian sniper bullets until I got into my bullet proof SUV. While running and ducking sniper bullets, I remembered my crazy uncle in the attic, who might have served in WWII."
Hussein ObamaMessiaHamas will not be known as Honest Abe.
Damn Intenet. I cant lie anymore!
You have me ROFLMAO.