[AndyJackson]

monorail

Is that what you call one of those fence rails you carry the tarred and feathered bankers, consultants, attorneys and public officials out of town on?

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No, it's what a con-man would have (and probably could have, judging by the current situation there) sold to Jefferson County before the bankers came along to swindle them out of whatever they might have had left after the monrail deal was done.

I'm guessing Jefferson County is run be dimmocrats, but I could be wrong. Anyway, they probably could have been conned into buying something like this with the taxpayer's money. Hope this isn't a copyright infringment: