[PLMerite]

“May he enjoy many years of enjoyable, long-lasting leis.”

And if one lasts for more than four hours, may he remember to call a doctor.

:)

[martin_fierro]

"Call a doctor?! You kiddin' me? I'm tellin' EVERYBODY!"

[Octar]

And if one lasts for more than four hours, may he remember to call a doctor.

If one lasts for more than four hours, call the newspaper.