I wouldn’t worry about it, because one of these days an offshore oil rig is bound to poke a hole in the Earth’s crust beneath the sea and all the ocean water will drain down into the center of the earth.
Now I’ve got something else to worry about.
Heh.
Hey, I’m still wondering if the ozone layer ever got a hole in it, where the hell went the acid rain and please, how long I gotta wait out the bird flu threat?
Now Global Warming and I can’t sleep a wink.