[avacado]

Once Olbermann’s boyfriend left him on the alter, ol’Keith has just never been the same since.

[laweeks]

“Once Olbermann’s boyfriend left him on the alter, ol’Keith has just never been the same since.”

Wa’? Are you telling me that Keith Overbite is “light on his feet?” Huh? A pillow biter? Him? Macho, perfectly quaffed hair and neato glasses? A cigar puffer?

Tell me more. I had not heard.