Good morning to everyone at the Canteen.
Posted on 05/21/2008 6:01:32 PM PDT by fatima
What is it.I don’t see anything:)
Gotta run,will be back later.
Three? I think I'm going to have to ask the judges if you're allowed three......one minute...please......(checking....checking....) Okay, since you're a veteran, you're allowed three
oh
real
funny
now
GO! >>>>>>>>>>>
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.
And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail .
And Adam said, 'Lord , I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased . . . . . .
And Dog was happy. . . . .
And Cat didn't give a darn one way or other....
Good morning, meg
((hugs))
Man, whatever happened to mp3 links? I can’t get to youtubes from here!
Good morning Meg. (((HUGS)))
I got this in an email today.
Only it isn’t seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y’all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You’ve never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH.
Should you decide that you are not a TRUE AMERICAN, you have no desire to abide by these few principles; then please leave our country now!
God Bless the U S A! Amen’
I don’t know how to do mp3s!
God Bless America indeed..Thanks for sharing, AH.
“Mona Mona,” Pete Cetera
“Roseanna,” Toto
Hi Arrowhead1952,(((Hugs)))
Starla - Smashing Pumpkins
Thanks MEG33.I was looking for that.(((Hugs)))
Good morning fatima. (((HUGS))) to you too.
Since I am on a 4/10 workweek, today is my Friday!!
I couldn’t find Mona Mona BibChr.(((Hugs)))
Peter Cetera - The Glory of Love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmSJDOVGIL8&feature=related
Toto - Rosanna (Live in Amsterdam)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fjl_b7QbsyE
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