[mad_as_he$$]

A buddy of mine bought a Cockatoo at an auction one day. Took it to the vet and found out it was like 30 years old. He figured it would live another 5 or so. Very beautiful bird. Apparently it had lived in a whore house at some point in it's live because whenever a woman was in the room it would start babbling about all types of sexual activity as if it was female. Long, short it lived for like another 10 years making his life hell and he couldn't get rid of it because everytime he tried it would ask the prospective owner if they wanted a bj. Very funny stuff.

[Hyzenthlay]

I’m wondering how many parrots, or other birds like that, have learned ‘that’s what she said’ =)

[Dyslexic Mom]

Too... many... stories...

We have had phoenix for something like eight years now

She is unbelievable And she does play with the other pets in the house! She will call the pommeranian by name to her cage tell him to “SIT!” then when he does “GOOD BOY!” she throws him a piece of her food

Now the cat she does not like very much but is stupid enough to still trust her she still tries to lure in
She calls her name in a pretty sing song “you can trust me voice” and when the silly thing goes over she bows her head way down and asks “Wanna pet my head?” The cat (who wants to touch her soooo bad) will fall for it nearly everytime When she reaches up Phoenix of course will try to bite her paw then laughs hysterically We have to keep them seperated or else the cat would be toeless

The other cats dont fall for it so Phoenix only tries it on the one but she does feed both dog

I just do not have time to go into how much she pulls on us

She is unbelievable! And TOO MUCH FUN!!!