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If I were Secy. Gates, here's how I'd reply:

May 16, 2008
Mr. Pete Stark
House Offices
Washington, DC
Dear Mr. Stark:
I am too busy protecting the entire civilized world to respond to the mindless prattlings of a senile old coot such as yourself.
Gates

Re a Gates letter to StarkRavingMad:

It would be nice to close the Gates on this nut - the gates of a mental institution.

Maybe Ted Kennedy can share some of his seizure with his leftcoast counterpart.

Anyway, I offered to take Ted home from the hospital. Suggested that we go for a night ride and midnight swim. Would be good physical therapy. Afterall, he did swim for two hours looking for Mary Jo Kopeckhne, before buying off everyone in town.

Hey Ted - Did you ever see “Lady in the Lake”? Hope it haunts you forever, you soul-less SOB.

And take Stark with you on your midnight ride.

Boy, do I feel good. Nothing like a little rant at our traitors to end the day.

Just wait till tomorrow.