I remember pitching in the Babe Ruth league. A fastball down the pipe, and a line-drive back at my legs before I could react. I was jumping up when it hit my ankle and caused me to completely flip in the air.
Must have been the funniest thing in the world because everyone in the stands was laughing.
Not me!
Should I sue?
lol
Dear Heels-over-Head,
Of course you should sue.
This is America. How else will you ever get your dignity and self-esteem back unless you sue the spectators for the emotional distress they caused by laughing at you?
I'm sure you can recover a whole lot of self-esteem with a couple of million of dollars, right?
Let me know how it turns out.
Hugs,
Little League Mama